Wasps!

Ugh! There are two wasps on my patio. One seemed interested in my leg, so I hastily put out my cigarette and ran inside. I think that they have a nest on the roof, but I can't see it. Is there a way to get rid of wasps without spraying their nest? Is there such a thing as a "wasp trap"?

eBay never forgets you

It's been years since I've bought or sold anything on eBay. I went to the site to see, out of curiosity, how much IPods are costing. (Am I the only person who doesn't have an IPod?) eBay greeted me with "Hello, adriennerad" (my eBay username). That eBay cookie has been there for years. That's a little creepy.