"Kent Parker Wright"

Remember the KTVU story with the fake Asiana pilot names: "Captain Sum Ting Wong," etc.? Well, a Korean news station aired a story about the Southwest airlines flight with the collapsed landing gear with pilot names:

"Captain Kent Parker Wright"
"Co-Captain Wyatt Wooden Workman"

And witnesses:

Flight instructor “Heywood U. Flye-Moore”
Skeptical passenger “Macy Lawyers”

The story

I love it. Someone on Facebook asked why countries couldn't settle their differences through sarcasm rather than through fighting. Works for me...