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22-pc Screwdriver Set (Black Handle)
Here are 22 of what is arguably the most important tool of our time, the screwdriver. Each steel shaft is polished to an individual lustre so that, when grouped symmetrically, seem to gleam in a chorus of anticipation, each humbly and eagerly awaiting the call to duty, the happy privilege of turning a screw. Hardened-plastic, impact-ignoring handles sport a traditional yet naturally ergonomically perfect design that has not seen nor needed marked improvement since the Industrial Revolution. The selection of 22 screwdrivers offered here vary from stubby and compact to long and drawn out. You see, the American Household as an institution just wouldn’t exude the character for which it stands so renowned if its members could find the correct screwdriver they need right when they need it. That’s why one of the basic tenets of our society is that you can never have enough screwdrivers. It’s not exactly spelled out in The Constitution, but that document was written before the invention of the screw, much less the screwdriver, despite the countless inventions and innovations of Founding Father, Ben Franklin. So, it wouldn’t hurt to add 22 more screwdrivers to your collection. A set like this makes a fantastic gift and may even seem like a hoard, even overkill to the lucky giftee. That is until he or she needs it right then and there and can’t find it. Of course, one would think that a certain number of screwdrivers under one roof would guarantee immediate, quick and easy access. Researchers have not yet determined that number.